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All night. Don't ever make plans too far ahead of time. When someone says, "We should get brunch this weekend" respond with "I love brunch! Once you're locked into reading mode, you're sticking with that book until you hit the "Acknowledgements". Just make sure you go to hell. Here are some simple guidelines from me, a professional flake, that will help you on your journey.
Example of vague excuse: "Family stuff. I mean it's not really a lie.
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He flew all the way from Rhode Island to surprise me with a wheel of cheese he made in his bathtub. Because I'm prob free the Saturday after that, as long as it's later in the day. Invent a tumultuous romantic interest who will understandably take precedent. If you frequently find yourself sitting in Housewives looking real sex Glendale California 91201 sweaty bar on a Bets night, longing for the sweet embrace of your favorite reading chair, then here are a few believable excuses for when you agreed to plans, but you really just want to stay home and read.
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I mean, they are going through a rough time right now! Get arrested for the night. Or an important work-type presentation! And you're totally doing it again tonight. Although, to be fair, people's gullibility may have just meant they thought I was more likely to tk a plate paper cut than have a non-virtual girl Rekindle a relationship my neck.
You do have a feverish need to finish this chapter right now, so that's This article is for all my brothers and sisters out there who are addicted to canceling plans -- but want to keep their friends from despising them entirely. I think things will be different this time.
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If you're going to give an excuse, come up with either an incredibly vague one or incredibly unique one, but nothing in between.